If You Need Me I'll Be Sitting in the Park Singing Bob Dylan

I just watched the Bling Ring. It was terrifying. I'll never have children for fear that they'll turn into teenagers and someday even passingly resemble the kids in this film. I'm serious. Combine that with the fact that I've "fallen to the communists" as they say in the homeland* I'm a little sensitive to emotional changes now I feel like I was the one breaking into Paris Hilton's house and threatening to steal her dog. To help combat this sense of commercialism I'll be spending the rest of the night listening to hippie folk music and separating all of my clothes out so I can give half of them to Good Will in the morning. Fuckin thanks Hermione.

*The IT Crowd