I know, I'm terrible at this

I've had this damn blog for almost a year and I still can't seem to get myself up to the one post a week that I keep saying to myself in a soothing voice as I lay awake at night wondering why I wasn't productive that day. "Tomorrow," I mutter quietly. "Tomorrow you will post on your blog and it will make you feel better." But then I get distracted or more likely I choose to go sit in a quiet air conditioned movie theater where no one is bugging me and I can live in another world for an hour.

This is my fortress of solitude

Ok so updates. I'm about to move into a new place with two sisters and an Alex. I recommend everyone have an Alex in their lives. Damn useful. Except she's not moving in till October cuz she's on a post-college odessy so I get to have an empty room in the house for a month with an "Alex" sticky note posted on it. So not useful there. Get it together Alex. Just kidding. She's a foot taller than me and can totally beat me up.

Moving makes me stressy, so that's rough. It's also been a week of trials at work, so stressy there. But the highlight of the weekend was getting to to see Tyler Lyle in Hollywood. For those of you who don't know Tyler, go look him up. Seriously. I'll wait. He's a freaking amazing musician and his songs make my soul shine a little. I understand that the last sentence doesn't make tons of sense. Get over it. Here is Tyler playing a song called Nashville (the second song I've featured by this title)

He's so talented it hurts me. Please support him so he keeps giving music to the world.


Also I'm pretty sure I'm turning into my father. Slowly mind you, but it's still happening. Most girls turn into their mothers. I blame the fact that I spent my formative years living at my Dad's house for my new habit of calling people I'm insulting "Buckwheat" and "Sparky" in a condescending tone. Just saying. There but for the grace of a moustache and a debilitating caffeine addiction...

Everyone Should Know This Exists

So I recently watched the film Blackfish. It's amazing and eye-opening and playing at my theater starting on Friday if anyone wants to catch it. But while it was amazing, it was also pretty depressing. So to cheer myself up I spent most of the rest of the night looking up videos of whales doing some pretty BAD ASS SHIT. They kill sharks and sting rays and I was all impressed. And then I found this. This is a video of an orca in South America beaching itself so that it can munch on some seals who were foolish enough to feel that they are safe if they just don't go into the water. Stupid seals.

Look at the whale. That is a whale who just threw a flying fuck in the way of reason and acted in open defiance of evolution so that it could have what amounts to a light snack. It's so cool it pains me

You'd Think I Was Some Sort of Criminal

So I'm planning a trip to see my bestie and we already have several firm plans in motion. And then she had to bring this up...

"I've been working so hard to cultivate the image of a nice Catholic, school teacher. Then you get here and we buy lots of liquor, light plastic abortion fetuses on fire, and watched witch movies while smashed"

When she puts it like that, it sounds bad.


Sorry for the length between posts. I had a fight with my blogging website.